Beer no more
Well, we’ve had enough of beer, and so now it’s onto cider. Though I prefer beer, and cider is a summer drink really, it’s nice for a change. Actually, I usually find cider a bit too sweet, so when I saw this bottle, I know that it’s a plastic bottle and all that, going cheaply on special offer, I thought I’d try it. Not bad at all, though I think beer is more warming. And there is another problem with cider, it’s so easy to drink that one can very quickly drink too much, especially if you are thirsty, like I usually am. And this particular brand of cider is quite strong, 5.3% alcohol. I am sure you are amazed that real cider has alcohol in it, as you are used to the Japanese version of the drink, which is just a soft drink. But here in England we have so many different kinds of cider, all of them highly alcoholic. Somebody is going mad. Recently there was the case of the telephone handset in the dishwasher. Now there has been the ham sandwich in the washing machine!It was very windy overnight, but at least that means it wasn’t cold. In fact it is rather warm today. When I drink cider I get very hot ears. That’s another strange thing. Quiz 403“Hell hath no fury like a …………. spurned.”a) childb) womanc) mand) squirrelYesterday’s was c)