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Okay, so upon watching this video, I thought I should engage in an open mind and watch Knives Out. I disliked Rian Johnson's SWTLJ, because he gave me nothing that I could have wanted. I disliked his path with Finn, where Finn didn't become or learn any Jedi abilities. Samuel Jackson got to be a kick ass Jedi. Why couldn't Boyea get the same treatment? Hell, he'd played the part of a sword wielding teen fighting aliens before, and it was gripping. Where was Rey's coming of age? How or why did she take up the saber and keep it when things got dire, because she had a fantastic contract? How did she become powerful, her enemies beefed her up to create a challenge? I brought up these points, because they are exactly the same mistakes in Knives Out. Knives Out lures in the audience with the promise of a murder mystery. The trailers lauded a brilliant, southern detective, partnering with an urban black detective. I smelled an Agatha Christie meets Lethal Weapon against an Elitist family of snakes. Instead it's Dora the Explorer with the worst southern accent imaginable. If they wanted a Brit to give a good accent, Gary Oldman still draws breath. Hell, Charlie Hunnam would've been a great sell to younger audiences. Spoilers. Marta has magical powers. Absurd magical powers that have no counter balance or weight or even consistency. She pukes when she lies. Sometimes she has a short fuse, other times she has a long fuse. Why? Where? How? Why a little birdie told our detective. Spoiler. The detective isn't a detective. He plays slueth, but he's slow and doesn't lead the detection. Immediately, he takes Marta under his wing as a Watson. Why or how Marta knows a British reference, why a southern detective would know or care about a British reference, well that's simply thinking too much. And you're not supposed to think, you're supposed to watch. Looper had similar issues with a long drawn out sequence where mafioso-es kidnapped the past version of a future version thug, that had escaped into the past. Thus unleashing someone who could alter the time-space continuum, because they knew the future. Very dangerous. Except the mafia captures the past version, tortures him by removing pieces, and we get to watch the future version loose those pieces, agonizingly, because we really cared about the future version of a drugged out mafia thug. This makes no sense, because even removing a finger would simply change the time-space continuum. The future version wouldn't have the fingers or legs to even get to the past in the first place, completely under cutting the tension in the first place. Thereafter you realize that the writers have no idea what they're doing, and tension of the story dies immediately. So when that ending comes, it's too late, and it follows the same illogic. At the end of the above video, Rian talks about going to his fellow writers and asking them to be brutual. And truthfully, they're either incompetent or really hate Rian. Because they refuse to point out the incongruency, so that their friend succeeds and doesn't look like a laughable idiot. That in and of itself would provide much better drama than Knives Out. I could go on. But suffice it to say: Daniel Craig's accent is embarrassing, even more so his southern analogies. Marta has the magic powers to discern the difference between clear chemicals in the same bottles. And she her supposed weakness is actually a super power, because she gets to control how long the vomit remains in her system. Now this might seem harsh, and it could be said that it is so. BUT only if the trailers had been honest about the nature of the movie. I do not enjoy being duped. I like mystery stories because I like to try and solve them. It connects me with the detective. But that isn't the movie. The movie is about Marta, not the detective. Would I have gone to see a movie about a nurse being framed for murder? Yes. Because I would have been going to see a movie about a nurse framed for murder. Then all those plot twists make sense and I think they would even work. Do I want to see a murder mystery that is more about the nurse than the detective, no?Because then it's not a murder-mystery, it's about the nurse. When I get a pizza, I don't want a salad. When I get a salad, I don't want a pizza. When I ask for steak, I don't want turkey. When I get a banana, I don't want a syringe of ketamine. In legal terms, it could be argued false advertising or fraud. Here the mystery seemed to be who was trying to get to Marta after she violated the Hippocratic Oath and tried to cover it up, then no, not really, because she's too innocent to even have accidentally violated her oath while tipsy. If I want magic, I can go watch Avatar the animated series. 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