どこかにもっとイイことあるはず・・・

スノーボードの疲れからか、次の日は晩ご飯を食べながらもう眠い。　晩御飯は脂っ濃いもんだったから、お腹がグルグル・・・久しぶりの感覚。。　

食べ終えてソファに寝転んだらすぐに寝てしまった。　お腹はグルグル・・・屁が出る。。長年の勘からそれは屁のはず、つまり不発弾のはずだったが・・・

判断ミス。　不発弾ではなかった。　一気に目が覚めて、トイレに行った。　グルグル腹の弾薬がさく裂・・・　

ケツはウオシュレットで、下着と寝間着は手洗いしてそ～っと洗濯機へ・・・

どさくさに紛れて、そのまま洗濯機を回してもらうつもりだったけれど、なんせ今は２人住まい。　洗濯の量も少なく嫁にすぐ発見された・・・「あれ何や？」不発弾の話で顔曲がってた。　

不発弾の判断、歳を取るに従い、余計に慎重にならないといけないわ・・・　　

Because of the fatigue of snowboarding, the next day of this, I felt something drowsiness during taking dinner yet.   My stomach was rumbling because my dinner was very fatty.  ・・・This feeling was been a while. 　

 

After having dinner I lay down on the sofa, I slept  in soon.  My stomach was rumbling. ・・　My fart was coming out. 。。This must be the unexploded ordnance, because I felt my intuition that was based on my long life. ・・・

 

It was a miss-judge. It was not unexploded ordnance.  I got up quickly; I went to bathroom.  My stomach ordnance exploded. ・・・　

 

I washed my ass hole with the Washlet. And I washed my shorts and pajamas with my hand; I put them into washing machine gently. ・・・

 

I wanted to let them clean under taking advantage of the confusion. But now we live with my wife, it's just two of us.   The amount of clothes to wash are quite less. So my wife found them soon. ・・・She asked me "What is that?".  I told this story about the unexploded ordnance. This story made her face confusing. 　

 

As I’m getting older, I have to judge of the unexploded ordnance more and more carefully. ・・・