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November 16, 2015
カテゴリ：《FRIENDS》
 《Season9-7-2》The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song 初版････２０１５年１１月１６日 9-7-6 145. And you. 146. Your home is lovely. 147. Thank you. I’ll give you a your later. It’s actually three floors. 148. Holy crap! 149. Oh. Why don’t you come meet our friends? 150. Try and stop me. 151. Hey. What are you doing? 152. Getting your parents to like me. 153. I’m sure they will, but you Don’t have to do this. 154. I want them to get to know Phoebe, not: “Phoebe.” 155. You’ve got it. 156. All right. 157. It’s hard to stop. 158. Mm. 159. Well, come on. 160. Phoebe, these are our friends Tom and Sue Engel. 161. Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself. 162. Mm-hm. 163. So where are you from? 164. Um, okay. 165. Well, all right. Um, originally, I’m from upstate… but, um, then My mom killed herself, and my stepdad went to prison. 166. So I moved to the city… where, um, I lived in a burned-out Buick LeSabre for a while. 167. Which was okay. That was okay. 168. Until, um, I got hepatitis, you know… because this pimp spit in my Mouth and…. 169. But I got over it. 170. And, um, anyway, now I’m a, um, freelance massage therapist… um, which isn’t always steady money, but at least I don’t pay taxes. 171. So where does everyone summer? 【CC････7】 Chap. 3 172. Oh, God, this is not going well. 173. No, you’re doing fine. Really. 9-7-7 174. Why don’t you go talk to my dad? 175. Okay, okay, okay. 176. Still sure about me being myself? 177. Absolutely. 178. Though maybe just a little less “pimp spit.” 179. Okay. 180. So, Theodore, I, uh, can see where Mike gets his good looks from. 181. Oh. Well…. 182. You must work out all the time. 183. Oh, not all the time. I do the best I can. 184. Yeah, I bet. Look out! 185. Oh! Ow. 186. Oh, my God. Are you okay? 187. Unh! I recently had surgery. 188. I’m so sorry. 189. No, I’ll be fine. 190. I just should check the stitches. 191. I really am sorry. 192. How could you know? Why wouldn’t you punch me in the stomach? 193. Um…. 194. Did you just hit my dad? 195. Yes. I’m sorry. I’ve never met a boyfriend’s parents before. 196. But, I mean, you have met humans before, right? 197. Why don’t you go talk to my mom? 198. Okay, yeah, your mom. She looks nice. I can talk to her. 199. You do that, and I’m gonna go check my dad for signs of internal bleeding. 200. Oh, Bitsy? Um, uh, listen, I wanted to thank you again… for having me here tonight. 201. Well, not at all. 202. Also, um, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is. 203. Thank you. I think so too. 9-7-8 204. It’s a testament to how he was raised. 205. Especially to you, because he’s very respectful of women. 206. Is he really? 207. He is so considerate of my feelings. 208. You know, I think you’d also like to know that he is a very gentle lover. 209. Excuse me? 210. No, don’t get me wrong. No, not in like a sissy way. 211. When he gets going… he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave. 212. That’s…my boy. 213. Awesome. 【SC････8】 214. I’m not gonna watch it. I don’t need to watch it. 215. I mean, what good could possibly come from watching it? 216. Well, we know I’m gonna watch it. 217. Hey, dude, what’s up? 218. Don’t judge me! I’m only human! 219. Did you take that tape? 220. I had to! Imagine you were married and you found a tape of your wife… in another guy’s apartment. Wouldn’t you need to know what was on it? 221. I don’t know. Who am I married to? 222. Some girl. 223. She hot? 224. Yeah. 225. How did she get me to settle down? 226. All right, I’m gonna watch it. 227. I mean, it’s probably not even what I think it is. 228. Even if it is, it can’t possibly be as bad as what I’m picturing in my head. 229. Ha, ha. Can it? 230. See, in my experience, if a girl says yes to being taped… she doesn’t say no to much else, I’ll tell you. 9-7-9 231. Then you have to watch it for me. 232. Whoa! What? 233. Just for a few seconds so I can know what it is. Please? 234. All right, fine. But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame! 235. Why am I hearing cheering? 236. It’s okay. It’s just a football game. 237. It’s just football? 238. You were all worried for nothing. 239. It’s football! It’s just football! 240. This is great! This is the first time I’ve ever enjoyed football! 241. I think it may be customary to get a beer! 242. What the…? 243. What are you doing? 244. You don’t wanna see what I just saw! 245. What are you guys doing? 246. Oh, my God! Is that Richard? 【SC････9】 247. Okay, uh, please laugh for Mommy. Please? 248. Please laugh for Mommy. 249. Not funny, huh? 250. Well, so is it… only offensive novelty rap? 251. Or maybe just, you know, rap in general. Because Mommy can rap. 252. My name is Mommy 253. And I’m here to say 254. That all the babies are-- 255. Oh, I can’t rap. 256. All right, sweetheart. This is only because I love you so much. 257. And I know that you’re not gonna tell anybody. 258. I like 259. Big butts and I cannot lie 260. You other brothers can’t deny 261. When a girl walks in 262. With an itty-bitty waist 9-7-10 263. And a round thing in your face 264. Yes, yes, yes. Yes! Ha! 265. Oh. 266. I like big butts and I cannot lie 267. You other brothers can’t deny 268. Oh, Emma, you’re laughing! Oh, you are! 269. You really do like big butts, don’t you? 270. Oh, you beautiful little weirdo. 271. Oh. 272. Hey. 273. Oh, you missed it! She was laughing! 274. Oh, it was amazing. 275. Oh. 276. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound. 277. Oh, I know, isn’t it? 278. Oh, what did you do to get her to laugh? 279. Oh, you know, I just…. A couple of things I tried. Different…. 280. Just sang a little “The Itsy-Bitsy Spider.” 281. You sang “Baby Got Back,” didn’t you? 282. Nothing else worked! That girl is about the ass! 【SC････10】 283. And then it goes back to the chorus. 284. Smelly cat, smelly cat 285. It’s not your fault 286. Resolve. 287. And that’s the end of the song. 288. I realize you hadn’t asked to hear it… but, um, no one had spoken in 17 minutes. 289. Uh, Phoebe writes lots of songs. What was that one you sang the other night? 290. Oh, “Pervert Parade”? 291. No. 292. Oh! “Ode to a Pubic Hair”? 293. Stop. 9-7-11 お気に入りの記事を「いいね！」で応援しよう
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