皆様、こんにちわ。
Hi, there! As I let you know, I'll be out of office
from Feb.19(午後~)-23. Probably I will be back in the evening of 23.
The following shows you the riddles which may test
your sense of humor (ユーモアセンス)and sense of English language(英語感覚):
#1 What's in the middle of Paris?
a) Lake b) R
#2 What are the largest kind of ants?
a) Aunts. b) Giants.
#3 What are you doing when you sleep soundly?
a) Snoring b) Dreaming
#4 What asks no questions, but receives lots of answers?
a) A telephone b) A teacher
#5 What do you go out for and never get?
a) A snowman b) walk
#6 Why is there a mother's day, a father's day, but not a
sun's day?
a) Because a son is not a parent.
b) Because there is a Sunday every week.
#7 Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?
a) a cow b) no cow
#8 Which moves faster, heat or cold?
a) heat b) cold
#9 How many relatives depend on you for a living?
a) Nobody
b) Your uncles, aunts and cousins, because without U
they could not exist.
#10 How can you prove that twice ten is the same as twice eleven?
a) Because the difference ten and eleven is negligible.
b) Because twice ten is twenty, and twice eleven is twenty too.